Episodes
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Top 11 Dumbest Criminals NOT From Florida - Part 2
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Today's episode is all about the world's greatest hobby... being "Totally Unobjective'!
Aw yissss! It's part 2 of the much hyped and ballyhooed celebration of the world's finest criminal masterminds who just happen to live outside of the great(ly wierd) state of Florida.
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
The Joker Trailer Reaction
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Wednesday Apr 10, 2019
Wanna know how I got this podcast? My father was...a talker. And a friend. And one night he goes off talkier than usual. Mommy gets the microphone to defend herself. He likes that. Several. Bits. So - me watching - he takes the microphone to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "Why so silent, son?" Comes at me with the microphone... "Why so silent?" He sticks the mic in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so silent?
Today's episode is Preview Review! As you may have guessed (given your ability to read the title of the episode, you magnificent literate, you) this weeks episode is all about the new WB movie The Joker. Nathan and Zach are talkin' about it ya'll!
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Are Mudbloods Better Wizards?
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Today's episode is 'What'cha Thinkin' John'!
You know what? Someone had to say it. Mudbloods should be, and are better at wizarding than purebloods. Here's a whole bunch of reasons why.
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Top 5 Weird Monsters And Phenomena Of China
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
Wednesday Apr 03, 2019
This episode is Mostly Unexplainable! A new show where the #1 Freakin' Epic! expert on cryptids, ooparts, and other strange phenomena tells us all about the parts of the world that go bump in the night.
Today Michael and Zach talk about all things China and Tibet, including giant salamanders that aren't even cryptids because they're so well documented, and mysterious ancient metal pipes running into the middle of a mountain!
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Create Your Own Movie Monster
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Once, in ages past, there was a podcast segment. This is that podcast segment. (Yup, there was just the one, and yes, this is it. I mean, how lucky are you? To just accidentally stumble across THE podcast segment from ages past? I mean, do you even have any idea what the odds of that are? They've got to be AT LEAST one in three.) This legendary podcast segment was know as "What'cha Thinkin' John?', and it was glorious. Just so good you guys.
On this episode, John and Zach ask themselves the question: what kind of movie monster would they create? Eventually they get sidetracked into a conversation about a world where every time you die you get resurrected, but each time you lose a human function such as fear, shame, or ability to eat ice cream sandwiches. (Ok, I made that last one up.)
Listen to it ya'll!
Friday Mar 29, 2019
Top 11 Dumbest Criminals NOT From Florida - Part 1
Friday Mar 29, 2019
Friday Mar 29, 2019
It's time to get Tot. Al. Y. UNOBJECTIVE ya'll!
That's right, it's list time, and more specifically, part 1 of a list that ISN'T about the legendary and elusive* Florida Man.
This list is all about making sure that the rest of the dumb people in America have a fighting chance at getting their worst (best?) moments noticed by the rest of us.
So without further ado, here is the podcast!
(Assuming that you hit play exactly as we said that. If not, feel free to imagine us cheering you on whenever you do, in fact, start up this shizzle.)
*Not actually elusive in any way shape or form
Monday Mar 25, 2019
What Type Of Pokemon Gym Would You Create?
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Well, well, well, what have we here? It... It looks suspiciously like an episode of What'cha Thinkin' John?!
This episode is all about Pokémon, and what you would do with them.
*Spoiler Alert*
One of the ideas may be Thanos themed.
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Top 5 Best Rappers If All Superheroes Were Rappers
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Well this is 'Totally Unobjective'... by which we mean... literally exactly what it sounds like, because Chris and Zach are about to make some lists ya'll!
Today's episode is all about superheroes and their super dope busting of theoretical rhymes. You'll never believe who number 3 is!
(Did that work? I've been told that people love that kind of article name. No? Well than you definitely WILL believe who number 3 is than!)
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
What Would You Like To Reincarnate As If You Could Choose Anything?
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Today is all about asking the eternal question: 'Whatcha Thinkin' John?' In this episode John is thinking about being reborn in a different world with any abilities and as any species!
John and Zach discuss becoming a hive mind, the benefits of being a were-cheetah, and the ever-present lure of digital hording.
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
X-Men Dark Phoenix Trailer Reaction
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
This episode is 'Preview Review', a segment where Nathan (2.0) and Zach watch movie trailers and nerd out!
In today's episode Nathan and Zach watch the trailer for the new X-Men movie. We talk about the full trailer looking much better than the teasers, Sophie Turners's chances of becoming an A-list star, and whether Friends is one of the TV shows with simultaneously great and terrible writing.